Its fashion week in the Big Apple and that means we can all look forward to the eerie sound of Victoria Beckham’s bones rattling as she parades her malnourished, stick thin body around all the fashion hot spots such as last night’s Fashion’s Night Out at Bergdorf Goodman department store on Manhattan’s famous 5th Avenue.

The former Spice Girl teetered around in her Gucci thigh high black boots and a micro mini dress by Giles Deacon, none of which would have looked out of place in any red light area in the world.

For a 34 year old mother of 3, Posh would be well advised to tame down the ‘street walker’ look and trade it for something more akin to the professional working woman she thinks she is.

Never far from an opportunity to get herself noticed, whether in the world of fashion, music, chat shows or in any airport across the world, Mrs Beckham has arrived in New York armed with what she laughingly sees as her latest creations which she intends to unveil on the catwalks at the New York fashion week.

With no formal training, little or no education in the field of art and design, the stick thin wife of footballing ace David Beckham must make diploma wielding 4 year trained art and design graduates cringe as they toil relentlessly for a mere crumb from the table of any high flying designer.

While Beckham simply dons a disgustingly short skirt and, assuming anyone really cares, announces that she is about to launch her new DVB collection at one of the biggest fashion events in the world and along with her talentless singing and modeling careers she can now add, talentless designer