If any UK theaters are looking for a realistic Peter Pan character for next Christmas’s pantomime, look no further than David Beckham’s scrawny wife, Posh Spice. With her waif like shape, her short cropped hair and her shapeless figure, Vicky’s a perfect contender for the role!

At the opening of the new Giorgio Armani store on New York’s Fifth Avenue, the former Spice Girl arrived, on a freezing cold Manhattan night, wearing the skimpiest asymmetric tunic dress in a sparkly pink fabric, teamed up with her signature 5 inch high heels.

After landing a multi-million dollar contract as the latest face, and body, of Armani’s lingerie collection, Victoria Beckham now appears to have completely lost the shape she had in the promotional lingerie photos, and as she stood close to Giorgio while the pair posed for photographers, Posh looked gaunt, stick thin and totally unattractive.

Strange, isn’t it that Mrs Beckham always adopts the exact same pose in all her photos and yet when she’s unsuspectingly caught by the paps, she’s seen bending it like Beckham!