Looks like more backpedaling is in store for Lindsay Lohan. The new issue of Elle Magazine includes some choice quotes from the star including, “They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that.”

In actuality the drinking is a concern, but when hitting the roads I’m more inclined to fear the coked up high-speed car chases with total disregard for red lights and pedestrians. The public interest, the press, the paparazzi: they are all invited by someone who clearly wants them around. In fact Lindsay’s tendencies are quite similar to Britney Spears, only she has a decent fashion sense and as wasted as we’ve caught her she always seems to look pretty fabulous.

The thing that makes people feel sorry for Lindsay is that she is so relatable, which is why all of her films tanking (I Know Who Killed Me didn’t even hit 4 million) can only be a result of “bad script choices”� - riding on the concept that any press is good press.

Yesterday in other drunk driving news Lane Garrison was sentenced to 90 days in a state correctional facility to undergo psychiactic evaluation to determine further sentencing. Garrison was drunk driving and accidentally killed a 17-year-old boy in the crash. This sentencing was a huge triumph for the actor whose weeping apology was directed to the child’s parents. A much harder day for them was the date that their son would have turned 18.

Next is Nicole Richie who is said to be surrendering any day now, perhaps later this afternoon. She will serve her four days in county jail as ordered by the judge. This comes just after her Diane Sawyer (Yawn) interview that revealed little we didn’t know already. The four month pregnant socialite had her first “parent moment” with Joel Madden when realizing that driving the wrong way down the freeway could have killed someone. Definitely something to take into account for next time.

As for our favorite DUI starlet, Lindsay will be fine - rehabbed and facing jail in the next few months. Sadly it seems no one is reaching out to her and based on her interview in the new issue of Elle she needs it.� Linds was also quoted as saying: “I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

In honor of Lindsay’s concern for the environment, after reading this article you can go here to help fight Global Warming.

- Theresa Bennett