Is Kelly Osbourne in the middle of an identity crisis?

Last night, the chubby daughter of Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne arrived at the 10^th Anniversary party for Flaunt Magazine at a private home in Los Angeles, baring a strong resemblance to a cross between the late Elvis Pressley and a wild zebra.

Why on earth did Osbourne take herself off to the poodle parlour for such a hairstyle? Was she hoping to imitate Rihanna or Halle Berry? If she was, she fell far short of their glamorous look and achieved a more masculine profile than Elvis!

The only thing drawing attention away from the military style haircut was the question as to how she had managed to get 10lbs of potatoes into that 5lb zebra print sack?